Naked Man Needs Your Help: Contest Announcement

As my friend Tripjax always says, "Let's light this candle."

I am the naked man at the poker table. I don't have a lucky anything. I don't have a particular shirt, outfit, hat, card protector, sunglasses, talisman, or anything I always say or do at the table. I don't want anything that will make me seem like a jerk at the table. I'm thinking more along the lines of something to throw the opponents off balance a bit.
I am going to run a contest from right now until April 15th. The winner of the contest gets 10% action on 3 tournaments that I am playing in Tunica at the end of the month.
Suggest an item for me to take or wear at the tournaments. I will post pictures of your item and wear or take it to the tournaments.
Entries are to be posted in comments on this blog. If you want to post a picture of your item, post it on your blog or let me know and I will post it here.
Jordan , Kat , and Garth along with myself will be judging your entries. We will each place the items in the order that we like them from pick 1 on down. The item with the lowest combined score will be the winner.
The 3 tournaments I am playing have a combined buy-in of about 500 bucks. Tourney 1 is the $325 at The Goldstrike. 2 and 3 will be at either Horseshoe, Gold Strike, or the Grand and will be between 65 and 125 buy-ins.
Best of luck to everyone. Now get those entries in!!!

Edit: Three days left to get your entry in. Thanks for all the great suggestions. I'm looking forward to see who wins. Good luck everyone and I hope I can cash in Tunica and make it a really nice prize for the winner!!