Injury Report

I strained my arm a bit while throwing one of my famous split-fingered fast raises so I've been forced to develop a new change-up and I'm experimenting a little with a knuckle ball. If you get in the way of one of these new pitches next week in "The Mookie" don't say I didn't warn you.
Wish me luck this weekend....I've got some tough games lined up with some serious chip-slingers and I plan on tilting them every last one.....cheers.